A young couple were out on a
date, attending a concert. The auditorium was pitch dark and, as
lovers will, they began to fondle each other. After a while she
felt something wet and sticky and realized the boy had come in
her hand. she panicked for a moment and then, figuring it was too
dark for anyone to see what she was doing, flung the stuff as far
in front of her as she could. It hit the second violinist on the
shoulder. He felt something hit him and, trying to get it off,
realized what it was.
"Hey," he whispered to the first violinist,
"someone just threw me a fuck."
"I'm not surprised," snarled the first violinist.
"You've been playing like a cunt all night."