A gay guy walks into a barber
shop. He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow
on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest
real thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime
on his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put
Vaseline on my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that
were the case you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your
ass."