Three men walking on a beach
find a lamp and rub it and out pops a genie. "to be fair, i
will grant each of you one wish" says the Genie. The first
man says " i want to be the smartest man in the world!"
*POOF* the genie made him the smartest man in the world. The
second man says "I want to be 10 times smarter than the
first guy!" so *POOF* "You are now 10 tomes smarter
than the smartest man in the world" says the genie. The
third man thinks for a moment and says " I want to be 10
times smarter than the second guy!!" The genie looks at him
and says "Ok" *POOF* " you are now a woman!"