A teenager comes home from
school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and
reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll
display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come
back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out
what his father means. He asks his mother,
"Mom, if someone gave you a milliondollars, would you sleep
with Robert Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on
her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I
would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if
someone gave youa million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!
Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've
figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks,
but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."