This farmer went into the city
for the first time in his life, so he decided to go on the
subway, and when he was on there, he saw this punk with a red
mohawk. And he was staring at this punk, until finally the punk
said,
"what's the matter, never see a punk before?" and the
farmer replied,
"well once when i was young i fucked a chicken, and i think
your my son!"