Q. Where is an elephants sex organ ?
A. In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked !

Q. What do Hockey goalies and westindian girls have in common ?
A. They both change their pads after three periods.

Q. Why does Barbara Bush always get on top ?
A. Because George can only fuck up.

Q. Why did god create the orgasm ?
A. So that fuckers should know when to stop fucking.

Q. why did the italian trade his wife for a garbage can?
A. cause it had a bigger hole and it smelt better...

Q: How do you know if a sardar isn't wearing any underwear?
A: By the dandruff on their shoes.

Q: What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins with the letter 'c' ends with the
letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in the middle?
A: A coconut.

Q. What is black, 10" long and hanging in front of an asswhole.?
A. Clinton's tie.

Q. What is more difficult than to get a pregnent elephent in to the truck.?
A. Getting an elephent pregnent into the truck.

Q: What do you call a Korean walking a dog?
A: A vegetarian.

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: BOOBEES!

Q. What is different bitween a Computer and Human ?
A. In computer sofware goes in to the hardware..

Q. What does a eighty-year-old woman have between her breasts that twenty year old woman doesn't?
A. navel.

..whats long, hard and full of semen?
a submarine.
..what goes in long and hard but comes out soft and gooey?
chewing gumstop,

Q. What is common in women and airoplane?
A. They both have cockpits.

Q. What is old age.
A. What takes all night to do, what you used to do all night.

Q. Where do all women have curly hairs.
A. Africa.

Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times the knock on the door spoils an apportunity.

What's the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year old woman and walking a tightrope?
In both cases, you really don't want to look down.