I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it.
* Now I ride on ecalators all the time. *

I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice..I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.

* And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.*

I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed to be more and more of it, I moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in my mouth and moved it around and around with my tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out. It was quite an experience.

* The 1st time I tasted toothpaste. *

They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest difference between the two. I took one in my hand and twisted it hard. I used my other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other way.
* Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room. *

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
* Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes. *

I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could doit. I called my friend. He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.He put his arms around me and started. I watched nervously in the mirror. He finally finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was over.

* I hate neckties. *

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.

* But I decided to put ketchup on my burger. *