There was a minister, a priest, and the pope all in a boat. The minister realized that he left something on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water, got his thing and walked back to the boat and got in. The pope is thinking to himself, is this guy from the lord, he can walk on water. Then the Priest realized that he too left something on shore, so he got out, walked across the water and onto the shore. Then he walked back across the water, and got in the boat. Now the pope was REALY suspicious, he thought to himself hey if they can walk on the water, then shurly I can. So the pope got out of the boat, aand SPLASH he fell into the water. the other two men drug him out and back into the boat. What is wrong with me, that you can walk across the water, and I can't? asked the pope. The minister leaned over to the priest, and whispered. "hey hal, you think we should
show him where the rocks are?"