Once upon a time there was a Rolls Royce owner wanting one Big Mac at McDrive. He had to empty his pockets in order to find enough coins. There were keys, money and a couple of golf tees. Blonde, female cashier took a look at the tees and asked: What are those ones?
The man answered: I keep my balls on them when I drive.
It's incredible what Rolls Royce does for its customers! shouted the girl.