Santa :"Yaar, where does the sun go at night?"
Banta :"It doesn't go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we can't see it."

Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened
to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a
seedy joint like this?'
'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had
anything to say in his defence.
"They should nto put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , FINE FOR PARKING
HERE."