Fifteen minutes into the flight
from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies
and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing
to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than
scheduled,
but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later
the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the
flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ..we
can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain
announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will
be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ..we still have
one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in
the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine,
we'll be up here all day!"