A sardar had arrived early at
the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between
local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at
home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the
ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an
hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice
called out, "Hey, Balbir!"
He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of
the voice-with no success. Then he realized he had lost his place
in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait
all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was
thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession
stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he
decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out
"Hey, Balbir!"
Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he
wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.He was
very upset as he got back in line for his coke. Finally he had
his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he
waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling,
"Hey, Balbir!" once more. Furious, He stood up and
yelled at the top of his lungs, "My name isn't Balbir!"