Pres. Zail Singh buys some
common sense
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This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of the
country. All sardars in the country went to him this day and told
him that people tease them by making jokes about them that when
the clock stucks 12:00, all sardars go mad and act like crazy.
They complained that this is not true. They also complained that
people talk about sardar having no common sanse. Therefore, they
demanded him to go bring for them common sense.
Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give him
some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since
quality is guaranteed.
The next day Mr. Zail Singh
rushes off to Japan. At the Osaka Airport he hires a cab and asks
him to take him to a shop where he can get common sense.
The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop in
Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common
sense since birth. And that one should know how to make use of
it. Mr. Zail Singh asked him to explain in detail.
He started explaining by giving
an example. The example was that there are 4 members in his
family, his wife, his son, and his daughter. He then asked Mr.
Zail Singh to guess the fourth members of the family. Mr. Zail
Singh said, "How am i supposed to know who is the forth
member in your family".
The driver said, "fool, its me"
Mr. Zail then understood and said,"oh! is this what common
sense is?,
The next day he goes back to India and announces all sardars to
get together for a mass sardar lunch. He starts explaining with
the same example. He says," there are 4 members in my
family, my son, my daughter,
and my wife, guess who is the fourth one?". All sardars
shouted, "We don't know".
He then yells at them,"You fools, stupid, good for nothing.
It is so simple, the fourth member of the family is that taxi
driver"