A new Petrol Pump was
inaugurated. The business was a bit slow. The owner thought of
putting a promotional scheme. After a lot of brainstorming he
decided on a novel, exciting plan. Next day he put a banner on
his Pump saying,
"Buy Rs.500.00 worth of Petrol and get free Sex !!!.
Conditions Apply."
A Sardarji read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled
500 rupee worth of petrol and asked for free sex. The attendant
directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt
of Rs.500 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sex but he
will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess
matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get
free sex. The surdarji guessed 7. The clerk looked into his
folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck
next time. After a week Sardarji went for a fill again. This time
he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match.
Sardarji was really disappointed and was going back to his car
when he met another Sardarji, his friend. He told him his
predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud. The
other sardarji said, " It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got
lucky on two consecutive times!"