An old Indian chief was famous
for predicting what the weather would do. A group of people went
up to the chief and asked him, "What will the weather be
like tomorrow?" The chief replied, "Much rain. Very
wet."
The next day, it did rain and it was very wet. Some more people
went up to the chief and asked, "What will the weather be
like tomorrow?"
"Much snow. Very cold." Sure enough, it snowed and it
was very cold. The next day, people were so impressed with this,
they asked him another time. Chief," they asked, "what
will the weather do tomorrow?"
The chief replied, "I dunno. Radio broken."