Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off.
'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?'
'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'