Two Sardarjis are driving a
heavily laden truck over a mountain road.
They come to a tunnel, which has a sign prominently displayed:
Height of Tunnel - 14 feet. The two Sardarjis measure the truck;
it is 16 feet high. One turns to the other asking "Well? Do
you think we should try it?"
"Why not!" the other answers. "There's no cops
watching...."