ZAIL SINGH LEARNS PSYCHOLOGY
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Once Rajiv Gandhi was reading a book and Zail Singh happened to visit
him...
Zail Singh: What is that book about?
Rajiv Gandhi: Forget it.it's beyond you.
ZS: No please tell me...
RG: OK, it's about human psychology
ZS: What's that?
RG: See I told you to forget it!!
ZS: No please explain it to me.....
RG: OK it's like this ....Do you have a fishtank at home?
ZS: Yes
RG: Who feeds the fish in it?
ZS: My son
RG: Now I know that you're married!
ZS: Wow great yaar!!
ZS very impressed goes to Buta Singh
ZS: Today I learned something about human psychology!!
Buta Singh: Wow what is that!!
ZS: Forget it, it's beyond you!
BS: No please expain to me....
ZS: OK....Do you have a fish tank?
BS: No..
ZS: Then you're a homo!!!