Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50
pence.
Murphy said
"Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left
at all'. Murphy replied "Don't
worry – just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness
and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble
we will be in? We haven't got any
money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan.
Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my
zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw
them out. They continued this, pub
after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said
"Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm pissed
and me knees are killin' me!" Murphy said
"How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub."