A Polak saw a priest walking
down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped the priest and
said,
"Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt
backwards?"
The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father!"
The Polak scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I
don't wear my shirt backwards!" Again the priest laughed.
"But I am a Father of thousands!"
To which the Polak replied, "Well then, you should wear your
shorts backwards"