John was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looked at his lunch and said,

"I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."

The orderly said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it."

John refused to eat. That night, the John's roommate had bad stomach pain,

so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to John.

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.

John told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip: when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it,

or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your ass."