Three men had died and were now standing in front of the pearly gates with Sr. Peter.
"You will all have to get around Heaven somehow, so i'm going to give you a car each. But it depends on how true to your wife you were what kind of car you get," Saint Peter said. He pointed to the first one,
"How faithful were you?"
"I had two affairs," he answered. St. Peter gave him a small, uncomfortable compact car with no radio.
"And you?" he pointed at the second one.
"I had one affair, sir," he answered. St. Peter gave him a larger car, wit a working radio.
"And you?" he asked te third man.
"I was faithful to my wife until the day I died," he answered truthfully. St. Peter gave him a large luxury car with automatic everything and plush seats.
"Now, begone with you..and Enjoy Heaven." All the men wen out into the new world of Heaven and
enjoyed it. A few years later, they all met at an intersection at the same time. The man in the luxury car was sobbing pityously into his hand, tears streaming down his face. "what could possibly be wrong?" asked the first one.
"you have a luxury car! You were so faithful!" cried the second one.
The third man wiped his eyes, blinked and said, "I just saw my wife. And she was riding a skateboard!