Three men had died and were now
standing in front of the pearly gates with Sr. Peter.
"You will all have to get around Heaven somehow, so i'm
going to give you a car each. But it depends on how true to your
wife you were what kind of car you get," Saint Peter said.
He pointed to the first one,
"How faithful were you?"
"I had two affairs," he answered. St. Peter gave him a
small, uncomfortable compact car with no radio.
"And you?" he pointed at the second one.
"I had one affair, sir," he answered. St. Peter gave
him a larger car, wit a working radio.
"And you?" he asked te third man.
"I was faithful to my wife until the day I died," he
answered truthfully. St. Peter gave him a large luxury car with
automatic everything and plush seats.
"Now, begone with you..and Enjoy Heaven." All the men
wen out into the new world of Heaven and
enjoyed it. A few years later, they all met at an intersection at
the same time. The man in the luxury car was sobbing pityously
into his hand, tears streaming down his face. "what could
possibly be wrong?" asked the first one.
"you have a luxury car! You were so faithful!" cried
the second one.
The third man wiped his eyes, blinked and said, "I just saw
my wife. And she was riding a skateboard!