A man working in a pickle factory has an urge to stick his penis into pickle slicer. Some times he is barely able to contain it. He is so much worried about it that he goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist tell him that he had a similar kind of patient who wanted to put his hand on a hot stove he took my advice and put his hand on the stove and burned himself. But he never had that kind of desire again.
Psychiatrist says to the pickle slicer, "If you have a desire to put your penis into the pickle slicer, just follow your impulse and do it. When pickle slicer comes to the doctor for next appointment The doctor asks, "What happened, did you do that.
The man says, "Yes, I did."
The doctor says, "Then what happened."
The man says, "Well, me and the pickle slicer both got fired."