A man working in a pickle
factory has an urge to stick his penis into pickle slicer. Some
times he is barely able to contain it. He is so much worried
about it that he goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist tell
him that he had a similar kind of patient who wanted to put his
hand on a hot stove he took my advice and put his hand on the
stove and burned himself. But he never had that kind of desire
again.
Psychiatrist says to the pickle slicer, "If you have a
desire to put your penis into the pickle slicer, just follow your
impulse and do it. When pickle slicer comes to the doctor for
next appointment The doctor asks, "What happened, did you do
that.
The man says, "Yes, I did."
The doctor says, "Then what happened."
The man says, "Well, me and the pickle slicer both got
fired."