A third grade teacher was giving
her students a lesson concerning various types of meat. She
passed out a sample of beef and the kids tasted it. Then she
asked,
"Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was"?
Little Johnny replied, "That's beef teacher".
"That's right", replied the teacher.
She then passed out some pork and everyone took a sample and
tasted it. She then asked if anyone could tell what type of meat
that was. Little Susie replied that it was pork, and the teacher
said that was correct. She then passed out some venison and
everyone tasted it. However, there were strange expressions on
everyone's face. The teacher asked if anyone could tell what kind
of meat that was. No-one said a thing. Finally, the teacher
decided to give them all a hint. She said, "It's something
your mother calls your dad". At the top of his voice Billy
cried, "Quick, spit it out! It's asshole!!!".