A third grade teacher was giving her students a lesson concerning various types of meat. She passed out a sample of beef and the kids tasted it. Then she asked,
"Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was"?
Little Johnny replied, "That's beef teacher".
"That's right", replied the teacher.
She then passed out some pork and everyone took a sample and tasted it. She then asked if anyone could tell what type of meat that was. Little Susie replied that it was pork, and the teacher said that was correct. She then passed out some venison and everyone tasted it. However, there were strange expressions on everyone's face. The teacher asked if anyone could tell what kind of meat that was. No-one said a thing. Finally, the teacher decided to give them all a hint. She said, "It's something your mother calls your dad". At the top of his voice Billy cried, "Quick, spit it out! It's asshole!!!".