A married couple and a single
man were marooned on an island that contained little vegetation
save a single enormous palm tree. The men took run climbing the
tree to scan the horizon for possible rescuers. After the months
of isolation, the single man was horny as hell, and although the
woman seemed willing to satisfy him, there was little chance for
privacy. While manning her perch atop the tree one day, the
single man came up with the idea.
"Hay, you two," he shouted down. "Stop that
fucking!" The married man was bewildered, since he and his
wife were sitting some distance apart.
The next day, the married man climbed the tree. After searching
the sea for ships, he directed his gaze at the figures directly
below him.
"Well, I'll be dammed," he muttered. "It really
does look like they're fucking!"