A young professional buys a
brand new Corvette. Lovingly he takes it for a long drive.
Looking to test its power, he takes it up to 150 MPH and rolls it
17 times. He is nearly killed and wakes up in the hospital in a
body cast, from head to toe. Unable to take anything by mouth
because of badly broken jaws and facial bones, and unable to
sustain an IV feeding tube, the nurses feed him via a rectal
tube. Several weeks go by, and one hot summer afternoon, the day
nurse asks the young man if he would like something cold to
drink. Knowing anything cool would feel good, the young man asks
for some iced tea. The nurse brings a glass of iced tea and
begins to adminster it via the rectal feeding tube. After about
half the glass has been inserted, "Grooooaaaannnn, stop,
stop!" says he.
"What's the matter" asks the nurse, "is it too
cold?"
"Nooo," mumbles the young man, "its too
sweet".