A young professional buys a brand new Corvette. Lovingly he takes it for a long drive. Looking to test its power, he takes it up to 150 MPH and rolls it 17 times. He is nearly killed and wakes up in the hospital in a body cast, from head to toe. Unable to take anything by mouth because of badly broken jaws and facial bones, and unable to sustain an IV feeding tube, the nurses feed him via a rectal tube. Several weeks go by, and one hot summer afternoon, the day nurse asks the young man if he would like something cold to drink. Knowing anything cool would feel good, the young man asks for some iced tea. The nurse brings a glass of iced tea and begins to adminster it via the rectal feeding tube. After about half the glass has been inserted, "Grooooaaaannnn, stop, stop!" says he.
"What's the matter" asks the nurse, "is it too cold?"
"Nooo," mumbles the young man, "its too sweet".