Dennis the
drunk was broke as usual, but needed a drink. He knew the barman to be a
sporting fellow, so he offered him a bet.
"I'll bet
you the price of a pint of beer that my prick is longer than your cat's
tail," he said to the barman.
The barman
could not resist a certain winning bet so he lay down his money. The barman whipped up the cat and measured
it and then measured Dennis's somewhat sad-looking member.
"You lose
by just over 3 inches, Dennis," he said,
"so pay
up!"
"Jus' a
minute," slurred Dennis.
"Where
did you measure th' cat's tail from?"
"From its
arse to its to its tip replied the barman.
"OK,"
said Dennis. "Well, would you mind giving me th' same courtesy!"