A guy has been asking the
prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go
out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy
dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to
the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and
he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt
and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that
way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams.
"I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have
to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid
and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother
with it?"
She nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his
eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of
his ear and he screams out in pain. "What's wrong?!"
she cries out. "TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!"