Telegram 1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams, which the father receives as "Father, your daughter
has been successful in BED."
Telegram 2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends
a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The
message received by wife, "I wish you were her."
Telegram 3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to
return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn
came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the queue, sheoffered her
berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which
reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the
train, gave birth to an old lady "
Telegram 4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what
message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while
and says let's put, "you are not getting older you are
getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me
to put it?" The
man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the
top and You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun
didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched
the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older
at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".
Telegram 5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house
in Delhi When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send
a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He
sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
fainted. It was written "'sethji aaj mar gaye hai"