Two ladies were sitting on the front porch one summer afternoon.
LADY A: My husband loves me so much that he bought me this wonderful 2 karat diamond ring.
LADY B: That's nice.
LADY A: And he loves me so much, that in my closet I have a mink coat made
from the finest mink.&127
LADY B: That's nice.
LADY A: He loves me so much that last year he took me on a cruise around the world.
LADY B: That's nice.
LADY A: My husband must love me more than your's loves you. What has your husband done for you lately?
LADY B: Well... He sent me to charm school so I could learn to say "That's nice" instead of "FUCK YOU".