This raggedy-assed old nun was
walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out
from the bushes and has his way with her. Then the man sayeth
unto her saying,
"What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?"
She says, "I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking
home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and
raped me... twice, unless you're tired."