A woman and her lover are having sex. Someone knocks on the door. "It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this." She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband, "Darling, please, empty the trash."
While he is out, the other man escapes and walks back home. He is thinking: "She is so smart, unlike my wife." He comes up to his door, knocks, his wife opens, smiles to him and says,
"Darling, please, empty the trash basket." He is carrying the basket and thinking: "What a stupid bitch! The whole frigging day at home, and she cannot find some time to empty the trash!"