A man comes from England to find
out what the good old night life is like in Toronto. As he was
walking down the street he meets this gorgeous whore who asks him
if he would like a good time.
He says "Sure as long as it does not leave me broke"
After a half-hour the man suddenly stops, asks "Do you have
AIDS?"
"NO" she replies
The gentlemen says, "Good, wouldn't want to catch it
twice."