Joe decides to take his boss
Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing
excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them
moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and
see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the
way stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. Joe
said "well one of those women is my wife and the other my
mistress.
Phil just shook his head at Joe and started towards the women
determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the
ladies to hurry their game he too stopped short and turned
around. Joe asked "what's wrong?"
It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"