The head doctors in an insane
asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was
potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the
movies. When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of
wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but
the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The
doctors get all excited cause they think maybe he's in touch with
reality now. So they ask him,
" Why did you put the newspaper down first?"
He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."