There was this couple in bed one
night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put
his bedlamp on and read a book. As he was reading he stopped and
reached over to his wife and started fondling with her between
the legs. He did this only for a very short while then stopped
and went back to reading his book. The wife then got up and
started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused
and asked,
"What are doing taking all your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I
thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I
could turn the pages in my book!"