A man comes home to find that
his wife's breasts are a lot larger than before. he asks what
happened and she tells them that she went to a flea market that
day and found a mirror. she brought it home and hanged it on the
bathroom door, and standing in front of it she said,
"mirror, mirror on the door, make my boobs size
fourty-four"
and WHAM! it happened. excited, the man rushes to the bathroom
and stands in front of the mirror. he says, "mirror mirror
on the door, make my dick touch the floor" and WHAM! his
legs fell off.