A man comes home to find that his wife's breasts are a lot larger than before. he asks what happened and she tells them that she went to a flea market that day and found a mirror. she brought it home and hanged it on the bathroom door, and standing in front of it she said,
"mirror, mirror on the door, make my boobs size fourty-four"
and WHAM! it happened. excited, the man rushes to the bathroom and stands in front of the mirror. he says, "mirror mirror on the door, make my dick touch the floor" and WHAM! his legs fell off.