It was a crowded men's hairdressers. In one seat sat a retired Colonel, and the barber was saying: "Shall I spray a little scent on it Sir?"
"How dare you !" said the Colonel,
"If I went home with that much on my hair, my wife would say I smelled like a brothel."
Just then a private in the Pioneer Corps was asked the same question, by the barber at the next chair. "Yes, a'course, spray me with all of 'em, my wife don't know what a brothel smells like."
An Insurance agent went into a pub and remarked as he stood at the bat:
"I've just taken over London road, and do you know, every house wife along there is an easy pushover.!"
"Everyone ? " enquired a bystander who was listening.
"Well, to be exact, all but one."
Now, this bystander lived in London road and he went home deep in thought, and repeated to his wife what he had just heard. "....all but one !"
"Dear me, I wonder who that can be."