Hillary Clinton goes to her
doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant' she
is furious. Here she's about to run for senator of New York and
this has happened to her. She calls the white house, gets Bill on
the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you
have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go
and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I
just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your
fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely
audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"