Several irate citizens told the
cop on the beat a man was spitting on the sidewalk while saying,
"Ptui, what a driver!" The cop went to check it out and
saw the man doing exactly what he had been accused of. After
watching him for a few minutes, the cop walked up to him;
brandished his nightstick in his face and said,
"You'd better come up with a good reason for spitting on the
sidewalk or I'm running you in for being a public nuisance!"
The man explained a woman had pulled up beside a small parking
space in a big car.
He called to her and said, "Lady, if you can get your big
car in that little space, I'll kiss your ass!"
He again spit on the sidewalk and exclaimed, "Ptui, what a
driver!"