The old lady was standing at the
railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it
would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do
not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands
to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just
bought this hat yesterday!"