Joker: [waltzes in and flicks the TV so it changes from gardening to a talk show]
Ivy: Hey! I was watching that!
Joker: Well, now you're watching this. >:B
Ivy: CHANGE IT BACK.
Joker: [lame impression of a cartoon dog] Nope nope nope, don't want to.
Ivy: .....GUARD!!
Guard: What's the problem?
Joker: Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.
Ivy: He started it! I was just sitting here.
Joker: That's nice, you're always blaming me! [takes Ivy's hand] And the children wonder why we fight. :B
Ivy: [mutters]...Crazy...
Joker: I know you are, but what am I?
Guard: Okay, okay. You'll watch this quietly or you'll go back to your cells.
Joker: [salutes]
Ivy: [sulks] I don't care.
Joker: You hold my hand, and I'll slug you. [giggles]
Ivy: GUARD!!
Joker: Just kidding, just kidding. Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!
Now doesn't that remind you of....
Joker: [switches Barney channel to cartoons]
Ivy: Heyyy! I was watching that! >:O
Joker: Well, now you're watching this! Nyah nyah!
Ivy: [sniffle] ....MOOOM!
Mom: All right, you two. What's the problem?
Joker: Ivy's got PMS again and she's taking it out on me!
Ivy: He started it!
Joker: You're always blaming me for that!
Ivy: You're crazy!
Joker: I know you are, but what am I?
Mom: Okay, okay. [changes channel] You'll both watch this or you'll go to your rooms.
Joker: [sweetly] Yeesss, Mummy.
Ivy: [sulking] I don't care.
Joker: [pretends to pop Ivy one in the jaw]
Ivy: MOM!!
Joker: Just kidding, just kidding. Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!
See what I mean?
But really. Ivy's the best friend a girl could have. She's charming, sweet, understanding, and she's got a heck of a right hook =D You gotta love her!
