I am a Dream Machine


Yes Lauren was the first to come up with this. It is true. I stole her dream thing. Here is her dream site,

Lauren's dream site

I had a dream about Isaac, Rikki, Franky, and Sean Bailey. We were in a play theatre and suddenly Rikki was on stage and everyone was clappign becasue it was the end and then she started making out with this guy. Everyone was like WHAT? But then I yelled out "BIG SURPRISE!" and everyone laughed. Rikki turned adn it was Sean Bailey. I said "Well that makes sense". Then I met Isaac's friend Eric and since i have never met him, he looked liek Sergio but with Isaac's hair. It was weird. He was nice though. Then I talked to Franky abotu how hot the people on dark angel are and the dream ended.

I have had four consectutive dreams about work. One, The first one, I blew off work in order to stay at Rikki's. I called and said that I had lost my lens to my glasses and couldn't see. Then later, I felt guilty and came in two hours late, saying I found them but...I didn't need to wear them. Tracy yelled at me. The second and Third, I was fired. One for being too loud at work and tumbling on the floor. The second for being late and not calling or something, I had had three lates and a big red light wen off and I was fired, it was weird. The fourth, the saddest, was about K.P., he saw my new haircut, laughed and laughed at me. Told me it was awful, said he could never be my friend and never talked to me again. It was REALLY SAD. May that never happen again in my dreams or in reality.

A few days ago, I had a dream about Sergio. He was my brother. He slept in a drawer in my dresser, and my dresser spaned my entire left wall. And thats big. We sat on the floor and watched Aladdin. My mom came in and yelled at saying we were the outcasts of the family. When she left I said we were the cool ones, so it was okay. I woke up and laughed becasue Sergio is the opposite of me physically and not to mention, he's hispanic. That was a cool dream.

I had a dream about work. Everyone was there. Kira, Sean, Tracy, K.P., James, Adam, etc. and the restaurant was underwater. We all were somehow breathing underwater and we had net to catch goldfish. Are you thinking, That's not so weird? well what if I told you they were Goldfish crackers and not the fish. I remember Sean swimming around with his mouth open to catch the goldfish instead of with his net. SILLY SEAN!

I had this dream that Franky and I were like medvial Knighst or something. That was not well explained. Anyhoo, There was these bad guys- they looked kinda like Elwin. There was this special egg thing in a hole. We dug it up, Me and Franky. If you placed it into the "special hole of fortune" you get good fortune. It you try to cheat and put a fake egg in you die, because the keeper of the hoel would be disrespected. The bad guys tried to steal our egg, but we stopped them. They did not know that if you placed a fake egg in you would die. So tehy tried it and died. It was funny. They were all "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!" ha ha. Anyway, Franky and I placed the egg in the hole and lived and recieved "good fortune" for the rest of our lives.

Ok this story was set during a war. I don't knwo who we were fighting, But I know we were fighting for cheetos. I know we were the blue side. Strangley enough, It was set in my house. The blue side would creep down teh stairs and try to steal the cheetos and the red side would kill us. I was the only one who survived. I dressed up in a suit as the cat on the bags and stole the cheetos. Liek the trix rabbit but I was not caught. I survived and won the war.

This was a short, but exceedingly weird dream. Me and Lauren were sitting in my basement. We starting singing 'Yum yum I want bumble bee tuna.' and then Charlie showed up. He said 'no you want STARKIST Tuna. YOU WANT IT!!!!" And then a bee flew down adn stung charlie and we laughed and woke up.

Okay, You have to follow this carefully. It's complicated. Okay, I went to this private school called, Ms. Blackwood's School for the Special People. (don't ask me). This school had an office and you could earn spending money by working as an like "secretary helper" but there was always a long waiting list. The private school had really scrict rules. Now, though detective work I found out the school people brainwashed the student office workers and had them kill any student that was acting bad. Weird huh? Oh I'm not done. Well they found out that I found out and tried to kill me. I was sitting in my room talking to a teacher and I didn't knwo it but a girl with black hair was outside on my window sill with a knife. The teacher left and the girl crept in closer but I saw her though the mirror on my dresser across the room. I jumped up and closed the window and she fell off the sill to her death. (Why are my dreams always so involved?)Oh I'm still not done. Well as it turns out Janis also goes to the school but I never talked to her or something because she wasn't in the earlier part of the dream. Well Janis got accepted to work in the office. I tried to stop her but she refused to listen. Well then as a strange twist The school has a carnival. There is a big roller coaster. Well the teachers and JANIS got all the bad kids together on it. The roller coaster went off the track and all teh kids died. I found out that Janis was involved and decided to save her. I finally went into the office wearing those "stick teh walls" shoes and climbed on teh ceiling. I pushed the tile things on teh ceiling up and grabed the rope I had stored there. I crept down to the floor with it and wearing all black found Janis grabbed her and roped her and pulled up to the ceiling. Then I woke up.

I mean, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DREAM?

That was complicated.

Ok I will tell you one more complicated dream.

I have this one repeatedly since I was like ten.

Ok, I am in a twenties mob/detective movie. It is all black and white. I am sitting at a desk with a sign that says "Jessica Brewer Private Eye" I get a phone call and its the head of police but strangely sounds like Mr. Yates. (What the hell?) He says "Jessica. We have trouble. Big Trouble. Some one stole the statue of liberty! "(Did they even have it back then?)And I say "It's her isn't it?" He says "Likes like her kind of crime." I say, "This job would be so much eaiser If I knew where in the world is Carmen Sandiago!" (I mean come on. Carmen Sandiago, and Mr. Yates, a cop? a cha cha cha) I hung up the phone and I put on my hat and walk out the door. BOOM! It's in color! I mean the dream! Weird huh? I see an envolope on the ground. It's says "Jessica Brewer" on it. I open it. It says something like "If you ever want your statue of liberty back again you'll meet me in the ally. Carmen Sandiago. I walk into the ally and theres the statue of liberty (yes in the ALLY) and a shadow emerges from behind it. It's Carmen, But Caitlin! It's Caitlin, but she talks in Laurens voice. It was weird. Anyway she says "You tell them coppers (COPPERS?) that I want 100 million dollars for this statue." I say "You'll never get that much, Carmen. It's over." She says " Catch me if you can" A helicopter comes and picks up her and the statue of liberty, I grab on to the rope and climb. She sees me and starts cutting teh rope. She doesn't realize that the statue is on the rope too. The staue and I fall to the ground and it squashes me. I wake up than.

I had this dream yesterday. My parents were getting divorced. And couldn't decide who would get the house. Now heers ther kick, They decided that whoever the Russian Mafia in the cellar liked to have the house would have it! Yes, I ahve a russian community mafia in my cellar! So my mom asked me to go undercover to see who they would pick in advance. Of course so did my dad. Now teh weird thing is that to go undercover I had to wear a white wedding dress to fit in! All the women wore them! Like that was their daily attire. So I broke into the secret passage. In the course of my mission I was caught! I had to escape by climbing through the air duct system. The russians were following me! I finally broke loose of them by hitting the leader in the head with my shoe! High heels are deadly!i got out dirty and tired, with my mothers dress ruined. I then told my parents that teh russians hated the whole family and planned to kill us all and take over the house. This is when I suggested we move.

I swear I have the weirdest dreams. Thats just a couple of them. Always so complicated.

I mean come on. A school for "special people" kills "bad students" on a roller coaster? And I climb on the walls to save Janis from evil?

And then of course i am an detective in a black and white movie and Mr. Yates is a cop that calls me to tell me that Carmen Sandiago stole the STATUE OF LIBERTY? Then suddenly the movie is in color! The statue of liberty is in the ally next door and I didn't notice it and either did anyone else? Then Carmen Sandiago is Cailtin with Lauren's voice? And teh stsue of liberty crushes me when she cut it off a singular rope from her helicoper?

I ACTUALLY THINK I AM STRANGER WHEN I AM DREAMING THAN I AM WHEN AWAKE!

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