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Man, I have had this website for a long time. I have 9th, 10th, and 11th grade quotes. Man, (*sniff sniff) I'm growing up.
Hilariousness in 10th grade
We were so craZy in the 9th grade!! Read our funniess!
Link to Dedication to the Funniest Teacher ever-Ms. Flanagan.
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The new quotes are at the top.
"It's pretty awful when the only person that can stop you from crying, is the one making you cry."-Caitlin, but its like a famous quote
"My words mean I want you as my friend, my silenece means I accept you as my friend."- Some hussler guy
Everything about Mr. Boteler talking about catcfights between women and how they are more violent than guy fights because guys only fight to show they WOULD. Where as when girls fight, they go for the eyes!
Me and nate being married. "If you would come home on time!" ...."I'm wokring what do you do all time watch soap operas!?"...."No clean up after your lazy ass!"....heh heh ...HE BEATS ME I TELL YOU! DINNER WAS FINE! we'd be such an awful married couple. Funny, even extermly humorous, but awful.
"DOn't taste things- just when you feel like it. 'Ohhhh this looks like salt. MMMMMM salt......HOLY SHIT I'M DYING!!!!!!!'"-Mr. Friedland
"My dad said I'm gonna die before i'm 25, If I don't keep my mouth shut- somebody's gonna shoot me"- Ben Nelson nelson nelson nelson
"This way to the whore house, you know what i mean? (*nudge nudge)"- Mr. Boteler....................."Whore House?! That's my kinda house!"-Nate
At dinner theatre with Janis, There this kid in it named 'Jesus'. Well I thought it was hilarious. Janis was like "He called once and my brother wasn't there and then was like "Can you just tell him Jesus called?" and I was like "Whhaaaaaaaaa" and then I made him spell it." It was funny, we came up with some more funny situations for Jesus.
Janis was like "I don't like it when they close the doors so tight." I said, "Why do you think they'll gas us?". She was like " that would suck", and I said "everyone would run to Jesus and be like 'Save us Jesus, Save us!"
'What If I named my kid Jesus?', I said. I could be like this is my child Jesus. on the cards, "Its Jesus' birthday!", and it wouldn't be christmas. Then Mr. D was like what are you going to do to even it out, NAME YOUR OTHER KID 'SATAN'!!!!!!??? I was like Okay! Cause then I could be like, 'Have you met my children, Jesus and Satan???"!!!! It was so funny!
He came over to us once, and Mr. D was like 'talk to him'!! I was like 'no, what can i say, hi, i've been making fun of you for an hour, will you be my friend, so i can make fun of you more!?'
The situation was hilarious. It made my night. I didn't even need to see 'The Pirates of Penzance', for it to have been a comical night!
"Awwwwwwww they spilled beer on my sandals! Now my sandals smell like beer!!!"-Me "That's okay Jessica, Beer smells like sandals"-Mike
"Did you have fun last nite Mike?"-Me "What did we do last nite?"Mike He couldn't remember becasue he was so drunk. I laughed alot.
"I could hear em all last night! I mean I was right next door! I kept hearing this noise "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh", I was like 'What the fuck is that?' It sounded like a dying goat! It woke me up and kept me up for hours."-Jason "Did you bang on the wall, and tell em to hold it down?"-Me "No, I was just like, somebody kill that fucking goat!!!!!!!"-Jason It was funny beacuse Kahn and this random girl were having sex (that part was not funny) next door to Jason, and he thought it sounded liek a dying goat, so in truth, when having sex, Kahn sounds like a goat!
"I sit prenounced "Bean-yam" or "Ben-yam"?"-Me "Bean-yam"-Pony Few days later telling this to Rikki "If its prenounced 'Bean-yam', why don't they call him, 'Bean'? Thne we could call him Beenie!!!!!"-Me "Yeah, then we could get him the hat! you know the beenies???!!! Then he'd be 'Beenie' wearing a beenie at computer camp!!!!!!"-Rikki Oh my was it funny!
It was funny because in Jamaica, I went driving, and all, but it had been so long since I had, I had forgotten how to. I went into reverse instead of drive, oh it was bad, everyone was afriad to get into a car with me, I almost ran over Pat!!!!!! Rikki made fun of me because I used two feet! Is that so bad!!!??? But I shpowed them what a good driver I was by the end.
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