Jerry Springer Sailor Moon




"Hi and welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! Today we have 11 guests. Let me introduce them. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto, Darien, and Steve." The audience doesn't boo but just sits quietly watching and waiting. The scouts all begin to argue intensely! They jump at each other and rip each other's hair out. Darien transforms into Tuxedo Mask and joins in! Jerry Springer watches with a smug expression on his face. Then, the fight seems to be mainly between Sailor Mars and Sailor Moon! The audience watches intently and waits for someone to explain why they are at each other's throats. Darien announces to the audience, "They are fighting because I'm having an affair with Raye which is Sailor Mars." Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars continue choking each other and ripping each other's hair out until Steve suddenly butts in. Then, the scouts decide to band together and argue with him. After arguing briefly, the scouts power up and use their powers against helpless Steve! Darien, as Tuxedo Mask, helps the scouts fight him. The audience is going nuts and Jerry Springer is still smiling smugly. Steve is getting beaten to a pulp and then the dream ends. DARN!

This hilarious dream was sent to me by Natalie Manzanares. Thanks Natalie!




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