ca chauffe en alew

21|1|03

dude! how you been? what's new? i'm bored! getting fat! losing my hair! how's yr job? i don't have one! i need one! i don't have any money! (an originally upbeat monologue is now peppered with sobs and tears of apprehension and despair) i live with my parents! i'm 24! i can't skate! can you? it's fucking freezing out! i haven't left my house in 3 days! have you? oh that's right! you have a job! i don't have one! i need one! i don't have any money! we're about to go to war! which means the world is going to end! there's moss smarter than yr president! we're all going to die! how cool is that? bomb the camel fuckers! get the jews too! those gooks could use a could stirring up! oh yeah, and africa too! niggers! (mute silence) i'm pretty sure we have a problem with them! (uncomfortable silence) we don't? (murmurs) let's find one! war! war! war! (frenzied cheering from small percentage of western world based almost entirely in the united states and tony blair's office- allan continues weeping) dude! hope you're doing well! i'm gonna go make a sandwich! meat! meat! meat! killing animals is fun and easy! people in the middle east are animals! they eat strange food and their skin is brown! hooray!

ps. seth provides a stirring commentary on homelessness. read it in the photos section!