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It is a period of civil war. We the People of the United States, striking from a hidden base, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, winning our first victory against the evil Galactic Empire, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, managing to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, pursued by the Empire's sinister agent, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, custodian of the stolen plans that can save our people and restore freedom to the galaxy.