SGNN

Some consider the acronymn SGNN to mean: Same-Gender News Network.
Others take it to signify: Separate-Gender News Network.

In either case, the effect is the same.

During the SGNN broadcast day (from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday through Saturday), the total broadcasting time consists of newscasting national, state, and local city news interrupted by commercial advertisements.

The first half of each news hour always and only consists of men (i.e. male) anchors and reporters, and the commercials portray only and always male humans. The second half of each news hour always and only consists of women (i.e. female) anchoresses and reporteresses, and the commercials portray only and always female humans.

Clearly, there is: equality and equal rites. Everyone has Equal Opportunity, with the approval of the FCC (commonly known as the Free Communications Consortium or whatever).

The mentality for all this is to express our God-given gay rights, which are legally considered part of our human rights.

None are phomohobic, and it is neither peculiar nor queer for us to non-judgmentally display such diversity, and is concordant with the feelings of mutual affection expressed by:

Rom 16:16 Greet one another with a holy kiss. All the churches of Christ greet you.
1Cor 16:20 All the brethren send greetings. Greet one another with a holy kiss.
2Cor 13:12 Greet one another with a holy kiss.
1Thess 5:26 Greet all the brethren with a holy kiss.

Our theme song to start off and end each broadcasting day includes the words:

"We'll all feel gay when ourtroops come marching home."

Keeping in mind that:

Ex 22:19 "Whoever lies with a beast shall be put to death.

Lev 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.
Lev 20:15 If a man lies with a beast, he shall be put to death; and you shall kill the beast.

Rom 1:26 For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. Their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural,
Rom 1:27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in their own persons the due penalty for their error.

1Cor 6:9 Do you not know that the non-righteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
1Cor 6:10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1Cor 6:11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.

During breaks, the newscasters and newscasteress are well satisfied with Twinkies, hosted by the affiliates of Rainbow Distributors or something like that. And none of them are fagged out by cruel and intolerant holier-than-thou harassment from prudish extremists and radicals known to:

Mark 7:13 thus making void the word of God through your tradition which you hand on. And many such things you do."

Such gay "joy of the Lord" is nicely balanced with:

Romans 12:3 For by the grace given to me I bid every one among you not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think, but to think with sober judgment, each according to the measure of faith which God has assigned him.

Eph 5:4 Let there be no filthiness, nor silly talk, nor levity, which are not fitting; but instead let there be thanksgiving.

1Thess 5:6 So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and be sober.
1Thess 5:8 But, since we belong to the day, let us be sober, and put on the breastplate of faith and love, and for a helmet the hope of salvation.

1Tim 3:8 Deacons likewise must be serious, not double-tongued, not addicted to much wine, not greedy for gain;
1Tim 3:11 The women likewise must be serious, no slanderers, but temperate, faithful in all things.

Titus 2:2 Bid the older men be temperate, serious, sensible, sound in faith, in love, and in steadfastness.
Titus 2:12 training us to renounce irreligion and worldly passions, and to live sober, upright, and godly lives in this world

1Peter 1:13 Therefore gird up your minds, be sober, set your hope fully upon the grace that is coming to you at the revelation of Jesus Christ.
1Peter 4:7 The end of all things is at hand; therefore keep sane and sober for your prayers.
1Peter 5:8 Be sober, be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking some one to devour.

Probably the main reason for the common-sense, practical, and delightful discrimination of males only during the news segments and commercials of the first half of each hour, and of females only during the news segments and commercials of the last half of each hour, is the following:

Prov 11:22 Like a gold ring in a swine's snout is a beautiful woman without discretion.

Moreover:

Lev 27:2 "Say to the people of Israel, When a man makes a special vow of persons to the LORD at your valuation,
Lev 27:3 then your valuation of a male from twenty years old up to sixty years old shall be fifty shekels of silver, according to the shekel of the sanctuary.
Lev 27:4 If the person is a female, your valuation shall be thirty shekels.
Lev 27:5 If the person is from five years old up to twenty years old, your valuation shall be for a male twenty shekels, and for a female ten shekels.
Lev 27:6 If the person is from a month old up to five years old, your valuation shall be for a male five shekels of silver, and for a female your valuation shall be three shekels of silver.
Lev 27:7 And if the person is sixty years old and upward, then your valuation for a male shall be fifteen shekels, and for a female ten shekels.

Num 30:8 But if, on the day that her husband comes to hear of it, he expresses disapproval, then he shall make void her vow which was on her, and the thoughtless utterance of her lips, by which she bound herself; and the LORD will forgive her.
Num 30:12 But if her husband makes them null and void on the day that he hears them, then whatever proceeds out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning her pledge of herself, shall not stand: her husband has made them void, and the LORD will forgive her.
Num 30:13 Any vow and any binding oath to afflict herself, her husband may establish, or her husband may make void.

Eccl 7:28 ...... One man among a thousand I found, but a woman among all these I have not found.

Isa 3:12 My people--children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you, and confuse the course of your paths.

Nahum 3:13 Hey, your troops are women in your midst. The gates of your land are wide open to your foes; fire has devoured your bars.

Woe to us if our Navy Seals and Army Rangers inclusively have competitively-chauvenistic gals slowing things up, especially ones having their menstrual-period cramps and headaches, do-things-differently moodiness, who cannot conveniently piss on the run like men, and do not have the height, sensible reason, plus lightning-speed swiftness and agility and physical power of men.

1Cor 11:3 But I want you to understand that the head of every man is Christ, the head of a woman is her husband, and the head of Christ is God.

1Cor 14:34 the women should keep silence in the churches. For they are not allowed to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says.

1Tim 2:8 I desire then that in every place the men should pray, lifting holy hands without anger or quarreling;
1Tim 2:9 also that women should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in seemly apparel, not with decorated hair or gold or pearls or costly attire
1Tim 2:10 but by good deeds, as befits women who profess religion.
11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness.
1Tim 2:12 I allow no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.
1Tim 2:13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;
1Tim 2:14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.
1Tim 2:15 Yet woman will be saved through bearing children, if she continues in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.

When it states above that Eve and not Adam was not deceived, that goes WAY beyond the scope and subset of "the church," being that our primal parents were ancestors and representatives of ALL humankind in EVERY area of human activity - not simply applying to those of and being within "the church!"

REAL men are not "pussies" which are often eventually "snatched." After a man is born from "the box:"

Hosea 13:13 (RSV) The pangs of childbirth come for him, but he is an unwise son; for now he does not present himself at the mouth of the womb.

he needs to think "outside the box."

1Peter 3:7 Likewise you husbands, live considerately with your wives, bestowing honor on the woman as the weaker sex, since you are joint heirs of the grace of life, in order that your prayers may not be hindered.

Each and every day the anchors, anchoresses, reporters, and reporteresses of the SGNN are on the air giving the daily news they always have donned themselves in GAY apparel, in accord with the Scriptural directive:

Deut 22:5 "A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman's garment; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.

Such obviously is in stark contrast to the transvestitism that many Hollywood actors have foolishly and shamefully exhibited in the past by dressing up in women's clothing in the supposed name of and for the presumed sake of [NON-funny] "comedy."

SGNN lady broadcasters in particular ALWAYS and ONLY appear for the TV-camera newscasts in accord with the following fashions and styles year-round pertaining to proper and decent hairstyles, armwear, legwear, and footwear:

Num 5:18 And the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and unbind the hair of the woman's head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which is the cereal offering of jealousy. And in his hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse.

Deut 32:42 I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh--with the blood of the slain and the captives, from the long-haired heads of the enemy.'

2Sam 13:18 Now she was wearing a full-length robe with long sleeves; for thus were the virgin daughters of the king typically clad. So his servant put her out, and bolted the door after her.

Prov 5:19 Let her be as the loving deer and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy you at all times, and you be ravished always with her love.

Song 2:14 O my dove, in the clefts of the rock, in the covert of the cliff, let me see your face, let me hear your voice, for your voice is sweet, and your face is attractive.

Song 7:5 Your head crowns you like Carmel, and your flowing locks are like purple; a king is held captive in the tresses.

Song 8:12 My vineyard, my very own, is for myself; you, O Solomon, may have the thousand, and the keepers of the fruit two hundred.

Isa 47:2 Take the millstones and grind meal, put off your veil, strip off your robe, uncover your legs, pass through the rivers.
Isa 47:3 Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no man.

Jer 2:25 Keep your feet from going unshod and your throat from thirst. But you said, 'It is hopeless, for I have loved strangers, and after them I will go.'

1Cor 11:13 Judge for yourselves; is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered?
1Cor 11:14 Does not nature itself teach you that for a man to wear long hair is degrading to him,
1Cor 11:15 but if a woman has long hair, it is her pride? For her hair is given to her for a covering.
1Cor 11:16 But if any man seem to be contentious, we have no such custom, neither the churches of God.

Some silly self-righteous sexist snits might laugh this all off with a huff, while prejudiced religious-clergy bigots and similar nutcase or nutjob goofs who heretically and misinterpretively twist the Scriptures to their own destruction might scoff at and revile the previously-mentioned, but to such deviant and demented perverts:

Matt 15:3 He answered them, "And why do you transgress the commandment of God for the sake of your tradition?