On the first day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the second day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the third day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the fourth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the fifth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the sixth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the seventh day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the eighth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
eight swords of weakness
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the nineth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
nine helms of illness
eight swords of weakness
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the tenth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
ten clubs of trouble
nine helms of illness
eight swords of weakness
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the eleventh day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
eleven shields of vulture
ten clubs of trouble
nine helms of illness
eight swords of weakness
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
On the twelfth day of playing, the Butcher dropped for me
twelve clumsy staves
eleven shields of vulture
ten clubs of trouble
nine helms of illness
eight swords of weakness
seven bows of peril
six rings of frailty
Torn Flesh of Souls (cue fanfare)
four rusted plates
three brass clubs
two books of flash and
a sabre with hit points plus three
Murphy, may you suffer all you deserve!
Once a jolly player
Started a new warrior
Took him to Bnet to start a spree
Entered a game with two of his compatriots
"We'll go a-killin' Diablo," says he
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Off to the church the
Three of them went hurridly
Talked to the Townsman and heard his plea.
Into the entrance - and
Down into the churh they went
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
First level's easy
Lots and lots of fallen ones
Then skeletons and a chest or three
Rogue used her arrows
Stuck one in the Mage's butt
"Oi!" says the Mage "Hit the monsters - not me!"
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Took the stairs on downwards
Looking for the Butcher next
Hunt for his room and rub hands with glee
Open the door up
"Ahh, Fresh meat!" the Butcher cries
Dies and drops "Ring of the frog" for the three.
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Heading ever deeper
Looking for Leoric now
Skeleton archers - not nice too see
Warrior gets skewered -
"Ressurrect me quick" says he
"Fighting Leoric's a job for three"
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Pick up Leo's drop and
See it is a Sabre blue
Up to the town for Cain to I.D.
"Hello, my friend"
He looks the sabre up and down
"Dull sword of Illness" he says "just for thee"
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Throw the useless sword down
Back into the dungeon deep
Now level 4 and a goat they see
Rogue gets her bow out
Perforates the hapless goat
"On ever lower" she crows with glee
(Chorus)
"Killin' Diablo
"Killin' Diablo
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the town appeared
"You come a-killin' Diablo with me"
Down one more staircase
Lots of flying pests around
One glows in red - and they turn to flee
Foulwing defeats them
Back to town to lick their wounds
"Game's not so easy" they all agree.
(Final Chorus)
"Let's quit Diablo
"Let's quit Diablo
"Come back tomorrow at quarter past three
"Back down the stairway
"Starting at the catacombs ...
"We'll go a killin' Diablo you'll see"