TO STUPID TOO STOP?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WE AINT YET GOT STARTED!!! LET'S GO!

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HEAR Lester
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Atomic Horse

SEE Lester's
photo album
new photos
Jan-2002

April 17, 2002: Thanx to our fan, Lester leaps to rank 6422 in the Punk genre on MP3.com! But then we fell back down to 19758. Oh well.

Just released -
Suitcase Full O'Lester
CD available at the Mantis Gallery (247 N. Water St., Kent), at Another Roadside Attraction (822 W. Market St., Akron) & at Lester gigs.

Suitcase full o' Lester CD cover Suitcase Full O'Lester contains both studio and live cuts from the August 25, 2001 WRUW "Studio-A-Rama" event. Includes all your Lester faves such as Atomic Horse, Doggie, Goped, Suitcase Full O', and more.
jexo

jimi

sam
joe

martyn

Bat Boy????

Lester was formed in 1997 out of the dust of a grain mill on North Water Street in Kent, Ohio. Arising out of the wheat chaff and diesel fumes of the busy mill on the east bank of the Cuyahoga River, Lester began festering.

Fueled by a compulsion to play hardcore music, Sam and Jexo combined their histories of deranged punk rock and soon they were playing regularly at the Mantis Gallery across from the mill on N. Water Street. Both have been in bands since the early eighties.

From 1997 to 1999, various members joined but were drawn away by other forces. One went to Harley School, another went to rehab. Nonetheless, they played underground clubs in Cleveland, Youngstown, Philadelphia and New York.

In May 1999, drummer Martyn, bassist Kate and self-styled guitarist Jimi joined Sam and Jexo; in 2001 Kate left to pursue her artistic endeavors and was replaced by Joe on bass. In July 2000, Lester played ABC NO RIO, New York City, and September 2000, CBGB's; in August 2001 Lester hit the FM airwaves on WRUW's Studio-A-Rama. This means that somewhere in outer space there is Lester forever.

Constantly writing new songs and playing gigs in the Northeast Ohio area, Lester is "to stupid too stop."

Mysterious Blonde seen wearing Lester t-shirt

Even YOU can look THIS good!

Mysterious Blonde seen wearing
Lester t-shirt

Attend your next Lester gig feeling as fresh and confident as this young Lester fan! Get your Lester O'Kent shirt at the Mantis Gallery in Kent (247 N. Water Street) or at the next Lester show.

For five bucks, who can afford NOT to look this good?


Yuck!  Tampon Man.

Total Gross Out or Bio-Warfare?

The Discovery AND Arrest of the Disgusting TAMPON MAN

Look but don't touch! This walking/talking sanitary sweetie may look cute, but we all know where he's probably been.

Our quick-thinking field reporter, Danielle Hatesyou, snapped these exclusive photos of the moody Tampon Man as he was whisked away by Hazardous Materials (hazmat) officials.

 


Fan mail?

Les,
By chance, me mates and I stumbled upon your way cool website. It changed our lives. We are quiting our jobs, divorcing our wives ... and taking up with wanton women. All thanks to you Les. You da man!

Is Batboy available? If not, SAM looks good. Cheers mates! And thanks to your web designer photographer. Is he available?

Mostly Sincerely, Most dearly, bi-yearly yours,

- Two hAckerz of Jexo's computer

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